This is just sad....

[JeyNyce]

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118005660.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

N'uff said

[Panther_Gunn]

Source material (cheesy suck) + writing team (major suck) = the first black hole we'll be able to actually witness up close....before we're all destroyed, of course.

[AncientSpirit]

Source material (cheesy suck) + writing team (major suck) = the first black hole we'll be able to actually witness up close....before we're all destroyed, of course.

UNLESS ...

... they play it for laughs and get an aged William Shatner to play the lead again.

I would pay money to see that.

[deano_ue]

honestly play this the way they did starsky and hutch and it will work

[thalaw2]

Hollywood really has run out of ideas.  I can't think of one good reason to see this.

[detourne_me]

I'm more interested in the fact the article mentioned they will be doing a Short Circuit remake too!

[cmdrkoenig67]

Arrrghhhh!

[Camma]

Hollywood really has run out of ideas.  I can't think of one good reason to see this.

Very True; however, movie ideas actually ran out in 1997 evident by the remake of "That Darn Cat".

[BlueBard]

This is just because they're using the same monkeys pounding on typewriters for every script.

Apparently the probability of producing retrohacked scripts is much higher than producing the complete works of Shakespeare.

Maybe they're just letting the monkeys watch too much TV.

[Panther_Gunn]

Stupid monkey.

[marhawkman]

hooker? why not Tekwar? (just kidding, oh god they'll probably do it)