We Are ...

[BlueBard]

We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.

I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.

[BlueBard]

... STILL recovering from bad seafood and the resulting dehydration FIVE days later.

I'd rather be assimilated.

[Tawodi Osdi]

...are owners of the night.
We have a receipt.
It cost us $13.45 and a pack of gum.
Will trade for $19.74 and a candy bar.

[JeyNyce]

Running with the night
playing in the shadows
just you and I
Til the morning light....

[Glitch Girl]

We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.

I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.

We are thinking that this would still be better than the upcoming Spider-Man musical. 

[BlueBard]

We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

You know, I suddenly have an urge to watch "The Pirates of Penzance" done by an all-Trek cast.

I want to watch Klingon pirates sing and dance.

We are thinking that this would still be better than the upcoming Spider-Man musical. 

We are thinking you haven't properly imagined singing Klingons if you are thinking that...

We are also thinking it might be fairly difficult to translate Gilbert & Sullivan into Klingon.

[BlueBard]

We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs

[JeyNyce]

We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs

True, but Spider-Girl (Woman) is cute

[Alaric]

We are fairly certain the upcoming Spider-Man musical can't get any worse than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs

Don't you see? It's a beautiful, insightful metaphor about how Marvel and DC should end their rivalry and grow to love each other. ...And dance a lot, of course.

[Tomato]

We are New Power Inc.

And we are teh awesomest