We....

[Deaths Jester]

...need more vodka right FREAKING NOW!!!!

[JeyNyce]

...are the Champions, my friend.

[ow_tiobe_sb]

...e Willie Winkie rins through the toon,
Up stairs an' doon stairs in his nicht-gown,
Tirlin' at the window, crying at the lock,
"Are the weans in their bed, for it's now ten o'clock?"

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[Deaths Jester]

Tiobe needs to get a life!

[JeyNyce]

We need to tell him to go get a life.... and bring us back a ham sandwich!

[ow_tiobe_sb]

We need to tell him to go get a life.... and bring us back a ham sandwich!

There's really no chance of either happening, to be honest.  On the latter point, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't promote carnivorous behaviour.  On the former point, if I knew how to get a life, I wouldn't spend my time here, now would I?

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[JeyNyce]

I'm a vegetarian, and I don't promote carnivorous behaviour. 
ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

You don't have to eat it, just bring it to us and don't look.   

[Deaths Jester]

We need to tell him to go get a life.... and bring us back a ham sandwich!

There's really no chance of either happening, to be honest.  On the latter point, I'm a vegetarian, and I don't promote carnivorous behaviour.  On the former point, if I knew how to get a life, I wouldn't spend my time here, now would I?

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

You don't promote carnivorous behaivor?!?!?!  Then why the 'ell do you keep hanging around me?  What do you enjoy having meaty bits of human spread across ye high-faluten rug or something?