First one to post rules! Ha!

[doctorchallenger]

So there!

[JeyNyce]

Oh, i so want to delete this post and put my post up first

[bearded]

ok, so you are the first one to post the rules.  what are the rules?

[doctorchallenger]

cubits and spans.

[vamp]

I do not like cubits and spans, I don't like them one bit Sam I am

[Gremlin]

Rubit's cubits!

[Uncle Yuan]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.












What's a cubit?

[Thuellai]

Egyptian standard of measurement, from (if I remember correctly), a man's elbow to the tip of the middle finger.

[thalaw2]

Am I too late to be first?

[The_Baroness]

so if i ignore all the previous posts... does that means i'm the first?

[bearded]

we don't need rulers, we have rule of thumb.

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Thumb ruler you'd all make!  Thith thread ith inthufferable!

[doctorchallenger]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.












What's a cubit?

Acubit..Let's see, I used to know what a cubit was... Nevermind that now.. I want you to go out and collect all the animals in the world...

[Deaths Jester]

Bah!!!  Ye all need to bow before me thumb!!!  For it rules all and sees all!  Believe me...if it weren't for this thumb I'd be completely lost!  Or at least more so than I am now.

-DJ

[doctorchallenger]

*Slices of Death Jester's thumb, leaving DJ bleeding profusely and completely lost, unable to locate medical attention*

Now I have the All-Seeing thumb of rulership! Now I control ALL standards for weights and measures! Bow down before me and tremble!

[vamp]

*Slices of Death Jester's thumb, leaving DJ bleeding profusely and completely lost, unable to locate medical attention*

Now I have the All-Seeing thumb of rulership! Now I control ALL standards for weights and measures! Bow down before me and tremble!

You do know that DJ is a zombie, right? So he won't bleed, and now his thumb is a sentient being, bent on ruling the world. Beware of the thumb!

[Gremlin]

It will attach itself to a crocodile and then it will kill us all.

[Deaths Jester]

*Slices of Death Jester's thumb, leaving DJ bleeding profusely and completely lost, unable to locate medical attention*

Now I have the All-Seeing thumb of rulership! Now I control ALL standards for weights and measures! Bow down before me and tremble!

You do know that DJ is a zombie, right? So he won't bleed, and now his thumb is a sentient being, bent on ruling the world. Beware of the thumb!

Mein gott!!  He is correct!!  Look at it go!  *slowly the thumb pops up, sprouts a mouth and begins to assume a royal, ruling stance*  RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Thumb: I say, dear chaps, whut is all this trouble going about?

[doctorchallenger]

Luckilly it's and opposible thumb! OPPOSE THE THUMB!