My annual face turn

randyripoff · January 29, 2009, 09:25:09 PM

*gives Glitch Girl a cookie*

deano_ue · January 29, 2009, 09:32:45 PM

why do i feel uneasy about this

crimsonquill · January 29, 2009, 09:36:16 PM

Glitch Girl · January 29, 2009, 09:38:37 PM

Um.. thanks Randy, but I can't drink Coke. It gives me migranes.* But I appreciate the thought.

[hands Coke to someone else]

(* - no I'm not making this up. Had to give up caffeine back in college after we finally figured out that's what was causing them)

zuludelta · January 29, 2009, 10:07:08 PM

So that's what he looks like from this side...

Gremlin · January 29, 2009, 10:33:55 PM

Quote from: Glitch Girl on January 29, 2009, 09:38:37 PM
Um.. thanks Randy, but I can't drink Coke. It gives me migranes.* But I appreciate the thought.

[hands Coke to someone else]

(* - no I'm not making this up. Had to give up caffeine back in college after we finally figured out that's what was causing them)

I'll take it! Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...

Also, that is very sad. Caffeine doesn't affect my energy levels, but I freaking adore coffee. You can't live in Seattle if you don't.

Figure Fan · January 30, 2009, 06:14:09 AM

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Lunarman · January 30, 2009, 08:46:16 AM

Wasn't it a cookie, not coke?

OMG I'M CONFUSED ALREADY!

randyripoff · January 30, 2009, 10:04:11 PM

It was a cookie. A non-poisoned cookie even.

I'm honestly surprised and a little disappointed that no one believes I've turned over a new leaf. Why, I haven't killed anyone that isn't evil in...at least an hour.

Oh, and don't drink the coke. That's definitely poisoned...I think.

See, wasn't that nice of me?

The_Baroness · January 30, 2009, 10:34:30 PM

have more cookies?

randyripoff · January 30, 2009, 10:43:21 PM

Sure.

*gives the Baroness a cookie...and a puppy*

The_Baroness · January 30, 2009, 10:49:47 PM

awwww thank you

*eats the cookie and gives the puppy to a lonely old lady*

Gremlin · January 31, 2009, 12:07:01 AM

I think you shoud've given the cookie to the lady and eaten the puppy.

randyripoff · January 31, 2009, 04:26:21 AM

*impales Gremlin with a gangrene-infested pike, as he is obviously evil and needs to be eliminated*

*hands out more cookies to non-evil participants*

Gremlin · January 31, 2009, 04:28:20 AM

*twitches spazmodically*

docdelorean88 · January 31, 2009, 04:40:20 AM

Great Scott, This is Heavy! Nobody hurts puppies on my watch![Jumps into time traveling DeLorean, starts car, turns on timecircuits, sets temporal destination, punches the gas up to 88 miles per hour. Crash! Crash Crash! leaving a pair of fire trails behind. Comes out in the past, beaming towards Gremlin, but when he hits him, Gremlin sees the Doc. And so he goes back to the future only to do it again and not incriminate himself. Classic case of paradoxial hit and run, aka 4th dimentional hit and run, aka hit and temporal displacement, aka hit and Flux, aka hit and time travel.] I'll sick Einie on you if i have to! That's what i thought. Don't mess with the Doc.

The Phantom Eyebrow · January 31, 2009, 10:11:42 AM

Well now but this certainly appears to a nice turn of events, and if it transpires that this is not some diabolical plot I certainly be the gladder for it.

Call me paranoid though, and I'm sure your biscuity treats are to die for Randy, but I'm afraid this Brow-ser won't accept cookies...

randyripoff · February 02, 2009, 03:47:44 AM

Ah ha! The Phantom Eyebrow is obviously evil if he won't accept my cookies.

SharkMen(TM)! Set lasers on "hot death"! Attack!

*watches the SharkMen(TM) pummel the obviously evil Phantom Eyebrow with hot death rays*

Gremlin · February 02, 2009, 05:02:41 AM

Quote from: randyripoff on February 02, 2009, 03:47:44 AM*watches the SharkMen(TM) pummel the obviously evil Phantom Eyebrow with hot death rays*

But he's obviously evil, so it's okay!

randyripoff · February 03, 2009, 02:29:14 AM

I'm all about smiting evildoers these days.

Midnight · February 03, 2009, 12:43:50 PM

Quote from: randyripoff on February 03, 2009, 02:29:14 AM
I'm all about smiting evildoers these days.

I'm all about moving to the music these days.

*dances spasmodically*

randyripoff · February 04, 2009, 02:43:55 AM

Quote from: Midnight on February 03, 2009, 12:43:50 PM
Quote from: randyripoff on February 03, 2009, 02:29:14 AM
I'm all about smiting evildoers these days.

I'm all about moving to the music these days.

*dances spasmodically*

Dancing werewolf! Evil!

*impales Midnight with a silver dancing werewolf impaler*

Die, Evil! Die!

BlueBard · February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM

Somebody wake me when Randy's evil again.

Which raises an interesting point. How will we know whether he's good or evil at any given moment?

As a test, I am setting out this little bunny rabbit with a pancake on his head and a cute little penguin.

When Randy arranges for either or both of them to die a gruesome death, we'll know he's back to villainy.

That will do for a start, but we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

Gremlin · February 04, 2009, 05:51:25 PM

Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PMThat will do for a start, but we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

Vicious overzealous acts of violence masked by a noble cause?

The Hitman · February 04, 2009, 06:10:01 PM

Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
That will do for a start, but we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

He starts wearing a monocle. All bad guys wear monocles.

BlueBard · February 04, 2009, 07:16:09 PM

Quote from: Gremlin on February 04, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PMThat will do for a start, but we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

Vicious overzealous acts of violence masked by a noble cause?

No, then you have to call all kinds of folks villains. The Punisher. Wolverine. The US Military. Joe Quesada. Misguided, maybe, but not really villains.

Try again.

The Phantom Eyebrow · February 05, 2009, 07:46:43 PM

Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
...we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

You could always just check on my state of health at any given time. If I'm upright and breathing then Randy's not being all that evil.

BlueBard · February 05, 2009, 10:42:14 PM

Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on February 05, 2009, 07:46:43 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
...we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

You could always just check on my state of health at any given time. If I'm upright and breathing then Randy's not being all that evil.

I dunno... it's already been established that you wouldn't take his cookies. There may be grounds for {ahem} expressing his offendedness.

Now if you apologized for not taking his cookies and then he whacks you anyway, that's certainly suspicious behavior.

Gremlin · February 05, 2009, 10:47:54 PM

Quote from: BlueBard on February 05, 2009, 10:42:14 PM
Quote from: The Phantom Eyebrow on February 05, 2009, 07:46:43 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
...we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

You could always just check on my state of health at any given time. If I'm upright and breathing then Randy's not being all that evil.

I dunno... it's already been established that you wouldn't take his cookies. There may be grounds for {ahem} expressing his offendedness.

Now if you apologized for not taking his cookies and then he whacks you anyway, that's certainly suspicious behavior.

I'd be awfully suspicious of anyone who didn't want my cookies...I mean, c'mon, cookies! You've gotta be suspicious if you don't like them!

randyripoff · February 07, 2009, 10:35:49 PM

Quote from: The Hitman on February 04, 2009, 06:10:01 PM
Quote from: BlueBard on February 04, 2009, 01:44:29 PM
That will do for a start, but we really need to come up with the "Top Ten Infallible Signs Randy is Turning Evil Again". Any ideas?

He starts wearing a monocle. All bad guys wear monocles.

Monocles! Evil! You shall be smited!

*smites the Hitman lustily with the flaming radioactive instant death Gauntlet of Doom!*

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