Hi! Meet the new user msMaryStrikens.

[msmarystrikens]

Hello! I really liked your forum, especially this section. I just signed up and immediately decided to introduce myself, if I'm wrong section, ask the moderators to move the topic to the right place, hopefully it will take me well... My name is Mary, me 29 years, humourist and serious woman in one person. I apologize for my English

[BWPS]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You see a tortoise, Mary, It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Mary. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mary?

[tommyboy]

Or ......hello.

[Previsionary]

so many spam bots lately. Whoever created them should be forced to listen to "humming" cicadas at close range.

[The Hitman]

Hello Mary! I really liked your post, especially this topic. I just signed up and immediately decided to introduce myself, if I'm wrong section, ask the moderators to move the topic to the right place, hopefully it will take me well... My name is Hitman, me 29 years, humourist and serious woman in one person. I apologize for my English

[deano_ue]

call john conner we've got a bot

[tommyboy]

When will bots be granted equal rights? The hating must stop!

[President Raygun]

Well I for one would like to welcome Msmarystrikens, humorist and serious woman in one. I would also like to hand over all my personal information right now because let's face it, soon the bots will overrun us all. Hail our new masters. Hail msmarystriken and all her bot brethern. Hook me in Agent Smith . Btw BWPS look out, i think she's getting ready to tell you about her mother....

[chuckles]

Hello,
"I'm a lawyer from...some village in Africa, and it seems your relative "Freedom Reborn Smith" was killed in an accident.
He left the sum of Eleventeen million dollars, and I'd like to send it to you. However I don't have your account information. If you would please send that information to me I will deposit all of it in your bank...........I promise."

John Bigbute

[The Hitman]

John Bigbute

That's Bigbu-TAY! Bigbu-TAY!!  

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Loving the reference BWPS, and you were in there like a shot!  That's some top-notch bot-spotting right there.

[Tawodi Osdi]

BWPS could start typing in an Australian accent, and we could call the Bot Hunter.  Can you say, "Crikey, we have nasty one here?"

[yell0w_lantern]

I had a talking dog once. A ventriloquist sold him to me. Just before the ventriloquist left the dog said, "so you sold me, eh? Well, I'll never say another word again as long as I live!" And he didn't either.

[President Raygun]

John Bigbute

That's Bigbu-TAY! Bigbu-TAY!!  

So wait, are the bots Red Lectroids or Replicants ? I don't mind either way, as long as their not reverse vampires.

[bearded]

this is the only forum in the world where we actually seem to enjoy the bots.  we crazy.

[Uncle Yuan]

I thought she sounded very nice.

[Kommando]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down. You see a tortoise, Mary, It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back, Mary. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Mary?

Yes, Mary is a replicant.

[bearded]

so...is someone going to design her avatar or not?

[daglob]

Hi, My name is Adam Link. It's so nice to find a forum that actually likes robots. I'm sure that my friends, Robby, Gort, and YM3/B9, will enjoy interacting with you organics as well.

Oh, and look out for HAL...

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

I had a talking dog once. A ventriloquist sold him to me. Just before the ventriloquist left the dog said, "so you sold me, eh? Well, I'll never say another word again as long as I live!" And he didn't either.

You were had YL, sounds like he sold you a pup...

[Panther_Gunn]

When will bots be granted equal rights? The hating must stop!

Are you one of them "bots Rights" activist yahoos?  I seem to remember G'Day mentioning once that they were just as bad, if not worse, than clone lovers.  My duty here is clear.

*shoves a mad ferret down tommy's pants*

It was the closest I could get to any of the HAMSTER arsenal on short notice.

[JeyNyce]

All I have to say

[Tawodi Osdi]

Bot huggers!  Who needs them?

[bearded]

http://www.google.com/search?q=msmarystrikens&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[stumpy]

Yes, comrade botsky has been joining forums like mad. I see that "she" (the bot's auto-registration software wasn't smart enough to change the Gender field in the profile) is registered at over 4400 right now; she was at under 300 yesterday when I banned her.

[Mr. Hamrick]

i find it interesting (and slightly amusing, not to mention kinda disturbing) that one of the top groups that came up in the google search was related to "Heroin Detox"

Geeze!

[tommyboy]

See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...

[BentonGrey]

Hah!

[President Raygun]

See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...

Maybe there should be some protocols in place, like I dunno, say 3 laws or something...

[Mr. Hamrick]

See, it's this type of intolerance that will eventually lead the machines to rebel against us and enslave us.
Is that what you want? Is it? Is it? Because that's whats going to happen...

Maybe there should be some protocols in place, like I dunno, say 3 laws or something...

oh but however would we come up with those three laws.