Archenemies

[Alaric]

My archenemy is Rachel at Cardholder Services. Who's yours?

[ow_tiobe_sb]

My archenemy is Thesis Antithesis, the collective evil spirit of all undergraduates who could not mount a written argument, even if their lives depended on it.

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Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[Reepicheep]

Whichever housemate keeps stealing my milk!

[Glitch Girl]

Actionscript 3.

[kkhohoho]

Telemarketers.

[BlueBard]

DOOM!

Or was it OOM?

MOO?

What was the question again?

[ow_tiobe_sb]

MOOG?

Fixed. 

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[BlueBard]

MOOG?

Fixated.

ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[ow_tiobe_sb]

Fixated.

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Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

Too true, too true, my true Blue comrade.  "'Tis better to be fixated than fixed," my veterinarian always said. 

Of course, another man once told me

Hearts with one purpose alone
Through summer and winter seem
Enchanted to a stone
To trouble the living stream.

[...]

Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?



ow_tiobe_sb
Phantom Bunburyist and Whirled Braker

[Tomato]

Murs47

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Ah, you know me, I'm my own worst enemy sometimes...

[Previsionary]

Murs47

Excuse you! Murs is my enemy, and you need to back off.

*ahem*

Prem... and you other heroic doofbags.

[Deaths Jester]

Murs47

Excuse you! Murs is my enemy, and you need to back off.

*ahem*

Prem... and you other heroic doofbags.

Wait...I thought I was your worst enemy and no on else?!?!?!  I mean, you are my worst enemy..come on!!

[cmdrkoenig67]

Isn't deodorant your worst enemy, DJ? 

[bearded]

...
Too true, too true, my true Blue comrade.  "'Tis better to be fixated than fixed," my veterinarian always said. 
...

why they call it fixed when it's more like breaking?

ruh roh. i found the liquour. it's going to be a long ride tonight.

He'd a French cocked hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin.

[Viking]

Actors who get cast because they can sell more tickets than I do

Er, not that I'm bitter or anything...

[Deaths Jester]

Isn't deodorant your worst enemy, DJ? 

Well..now that you mention it...yes but not as bad as Prev...he's worse than deo!!!