Has Anyone Seen The Hitman Around?

Started by The Hitman, March 05, 2010, 05:11:05 PM

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The Hitman

March 05, 2010, 05:11:05 PM
(In response to HERE and HERE.)

Where'd he go? I have a bone to pick with that guy...

Reepicheep

#1
March 07, 2010, 10:14:04 AM
I hear he was mysteriously impaled by a coated, white-haired figure with a sword, who thinks he's a talking mouse.

Alaric

#2
March 07, 2010, 01:13:26 PM
Y'know, now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever actually seen The Hitman. For all I know, he could actually be a sophisticated bot automatically posting here. Or maybe all the posts attributed to "The Hitman" are actually written by committee.
Fear the "A"!!!

bearded

#3
March 07, 2010, 04:16:32 PM
where did that phrase come from?  picking a bone....

MJB

#4
March 07, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: The Hitman on March 05, 2010, 05:11:05 PMWhere'd he go? I have a bone to pick with that guy...

Who's that? Never heard of him.

BWPS

#5
March 07, 2010, 10:34:09 PM
Maybe someone hired him to put a hit on himself!
I apologize in advance for everything I say on here. I regret it immediately after clicking post.

Tawodi Osdi

#6
March 08, 2010, 12:39:10 AM
Hitman?  Didn't he sing funk and disco songs back in the 70's?

Deaths Jester

#7
March 19, 2010, 03:45:19 PM
An even better question is has anyone seen Death's Jester?  I mean, with the upswing of ghostly life and undead, you'd think he'd be all over the place.
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Tawodi Osdi

#8
March 20, 2010, 04:42:51 AM
I have seen Fear's Clown and Discord's Harlequin, but there are no Death's Jesters here.

SouperIan

#9
April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.
Possibly still here.

Deaths Jester

#10
April 06, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
Quote from: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.

I know...all these faceless blobs is all I see..course that could just be the shrooms talking.
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Previsionary

#11
April 06, 2010, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: SouperIan on April 06, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
I haven't seen anyone. It's kinda weird.

Oh... my gah! Ian's returned and he's gone blind! Someone please think of the flying heads that marshmallowize people! SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE FLYING HEADS!  :o
Disappear when you least expe--

Tawodi Osdi

#12
April 06, 2010, 05:31:07 PM
Why should I think of the flying heads?  When was the last time they remembered my birthday or sent me a Christmas card?  Never, that's when.  Those inconsiderate flying heads.

SouperIan

#13
April 06, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
The last time I was around you weren't even here. I generally don't send christmas cards out to complete strangers in the hope that someday we meet. Maybe I should start, could be fun.
Possibly still here.

Reepicheep

#14
April 07, 2010, 09:49:34 AM
That doesn't answer the mystery of why I got no christmas card!

Deaths Jester

#15
April 08, 2010, 05:47:57 PM
You didn't get one becuase Ian has no hands...can't send cards if he has no hands! DUH!!!
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Reepicheep

#16
April 08, 2010, 11:25:27 PM
And yet he can make a superb risotto.
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