FXForce Forever meant

[MikeB7]

You thought the same thing, too Mikey?!? <mind blown>

"Cleanup team report to level 42"

You keep leaking your cranium, you're gonna need an escort when in this facility.

*nudges mindblown sludge remnants with foot*

...I mean, is this a biohazard or anything?   

[Deaths Jester]

Oh...umm...that there isn't mine. I think it might be MJB's which means it's most likely a biohazard.

[MikeB7]

Most definitely most likely.  'scuse me gonna decontaminate this boot right quick and no worries no hurry c'monC'MONGETITOFFGETITOFF

[Deaths Jester]

Gotta say, Mike, I missed these types of exchanges between us old hands! Thanks!

...But I'm not touching that boot. Best thing to do is just saw off your foot and get away from it as fast as possible.

[MikeB7]

You have a point. I can grow a new foot...make it...better, even.  Like...suction cups...froggie feet...or, duck?  Lemme see- -

...oh.


Boot's fine.  It's all contained.  No danger.

...


...still...

I could add an opposable digit, perhaps spliced with...

*muttering trails off into the shadows*

[Deaths Jester]

...or give your foot nipples, which leads to...foot nipple hoses!

[Tortuga]

kik

[MikeB7]

Oooh, does Tort have webbed feet or are they stumpy?  Could be useful getting firsthand (hah) knowledge for potential 'upgrade' options.

And since nobody asked: yes, this lab only has three levels.  1, 2 and 42.  Stick your conventional number fetishes where the sun don't shine.

[Deaths Jester]

Ooo...level 42! Where the answer to everything lies but is locked to Mikey for all time...

[MikeB7]

Is that what that is?  There's this cupboard door that's reeeeally stuck.  Been there for years but I keep forgetting where it is. That storage bay is HUGE.

[Deaths Jester]

Might I suggest WD40 and ginko biloba, Mikey? I hear it works wonderful for those problems. Me, I'm sticking with booze...

[bearded]

Checking in. Hi, Mikenstein and everybody.

[MikeB7]

Checking in. Hi, Mikenstein and everybody.

Bearded!  Hi! 

You created Mikenstein!  Birthed in a Skinning Challenge waaay back, is that right?  I loved the character and used the name throughout City of Heroes' life, too.  Lots and lots of enjoyment from your idea, man!  Thanks!!      

[Tortuga]

Oooh, does Tort have webbed feet or are they stumpy?  Could be useful getting firsthand (hah) knowledge for potential 'upgrade' options.

They're the perfect blend of stumpy and regular feet. Good for earth shaking stomps or swan-like swimming.  Seriously. You should check them out.

[Deaths Jester]

I bet shoes are expensive to buy, though.

[MikeB7]

Did not foresee this stage of my heroic career to include excitement over examining Tort's feet, but they are quite spectacular.  Any issues with, like, scale rash or skin shedding?  This is getting weird.  Hey DJ, what do your feet look like?  Let's get Freaky wit it!  SCIENCE!!!

[Deaths Jester]

Feet? What are feet? Are those the things that one throw up on when one supposedly drank too much? Not that I've ever "drank too much"...

[Deaths Jester]

Interesting new fact: I just took of my boots for the first time in decades and it turns out there are only bones where my feet should be. Bones stained by ancient vomit...

[MikeB7]

Well hell's bells, not much to work with, is there?  Maybe if we attach right here-

EURGHH-that...smell!  The vapors from those stains, man! Put your boots back on!  And these galoshes too!  And stand over there! 

~gurk~

That's it.  I'm over feet.  Just like that.  I gotta go lay down for a bit.

[Deaths Jester]

Whut?!? I washed the five...no ten years ago!

[Tortuga]

Did not foresee this stage of my heroic career to include excitement over examining Tort's feet, but they are quite spectacular.  Any issues with, like, scale rash or skin shedding?  This is getting weird.  Hey DJ, what do your feet look like?  Let's get Freaky wit it!  SCIENCE!!!

I programmed one of Dr. Manbot's old printers to give daily pedicures. You haven't had a pedicure 'til you've had a dot-matrix pedicure.  The word best used to describe my feet is "supple". The second best word is "inky".

[MikeB7]

 









Smilies are emojis now!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

It's this cavalier attitude to office equipment that has been the start of a slippery slope to the dangerzone.  Sure, today you're having fun with the Epson chiropody, but it's only a small leap from there before you're planting your posterior proudly down on the office photocopier.  And that is not a load-bearing unit.

[Deaths Jester]

IT bears my load quite well, TPE!

[MJB]

All this FX Force love... Where's the love for the SUPERIOR website Electric Freedom? Eh?

((My blood is not toxic... magical radiation, not toxic))

[Deaths Jester]

YES! Give luv to a place I was a member of!

...Course if we going to do that, let's give love to the original: FREEDOM FORCE CENTER!

[Bujin-2018]

FXForce Forever!!

(Maybe someday I'll remember my original login info!)

[Deaths Jester]

O!M!G! It's a rare, wild Buijin sighting!! Quick, someone get a net!

[MikeB7]

FXForce Forever!!

(Maybe someday I'll remember my original login info!)

Too cool!  Bujin was there at the beginning of FXForce, a founding member all through to it's heyday!  Great to say "Hi!" after all these years!

[Bujin-2018]

All this FX Force love... Where's the love for the SUPERIOR website Electric Freedom? Eh?

See, I come back from years of walking the earth like Kwai Chang Cain (ask your grandparents) and this sort of nonsense and disrespect is what I come back to?  Unacceptable, Meejub!  (Although EF was almost as cool as FXForce!)

O!M!G! It's a rare, wild Buijin sighting!! Quick, someone get a net!

Bah!  Nets against a Big Honkin' Sword _™?   That's just silly.

Too cool!  Bujin was there at the beginning of FXForce, a founding member all through to it's heyday!  Great to say "Hi!" after all these years!

Absolutely - I've missed you guys!  Glad to see the old place hasn't been torn down and replaced with a Starbucks!